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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 7 个月前

Don't forget to sand

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Don't forget to sand

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 7 个月前
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  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    That looks like Hans Sanitizer.

    • sobriquet@aussie.zone
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      I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.

      • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        My efforts produced .25% as the number indicating this only works on the weakest hans.

  • macniel@feddit.org
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    I don’t like sand. Its rough, it’s irritating especially when it speaks german.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      Jetzt werd’ bloß nicht frech hier, du ferngesteuerte Unterhose!

    • B-TR3E@feddit.org
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      Schutt up and eat your zand. Do not force me to go for ze Labskaus!

      • tauren@lemm.ee
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        7 个月前

        But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!

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          The Sandschneidemaschinenmechanikermeister will take care of that.

          • tauren@lemm.ee
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            Man, that language is crazy.

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    Curious how the “an” in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase

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      You’re right. Almost makes me think it might be photoshopped.

      • Petersson@feddit.org
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        Also I think the thumb in the upper part of the picture has another thumb.

      • sobriquet@aussie.zone
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        7 个月前

        Are you saying the internet could be lying to me?! :shocked-pikachu:

    • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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      7 个月前

      Good eye, it’s photoshop

      • hogmomma@lemmy.world
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        7 个月前

        I could tell by the pixels.

        • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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          7 个月前

          The illusion is good, balanced enough to trick skimmers

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      Well, the “s” is lower case, too

    • Randelung@lemmy.world
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      For inflection. GermAHNs.

  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    It seems the original post was deleted, but I found this version with more pixels. Sadly, someone added some shit all over it. I might try to edit it out later.

    • donut_delivery@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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    That’s like 7,5 million Germans.

  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    Fission Mailed Successfully

  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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    7 个月前

    “Masturbating formula with Vitamin M”

    • OpenStars@piefed.social
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      7 个月前

      Oh is that what that said - I was like wtf is Vitamin 2!?!

  • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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    Interestingly, hanitizer is what I call the sanitizing stuff you put on you hands.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      My dad does too lol

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        I see your dad values efficiency in his communications.

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          He’s also a primary care provider lol

  • Petersson@feddit.org
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    0,09% aren’t enough.

    DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!

    Let’s make it more fun, a chaotic comment chain:

    DIESE

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      SPRICH

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        KOMMENTAR-SEKTION

        • accideath@feddit.org
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          DEUTSCH

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            ATEMLOS

            • Speiser0@feddit.org
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              UND

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                SLOTTERMEIER

  • Übercomplicated@lemmy.ml
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    “Masturbating Formula with Vitamin M”

    See, the version without Vitamin M is less effective…

  • Tailz (she/her)@lemmy.world
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    How I read in my dreams:

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    “Maximum Lasting Formula with Vitamin M”

    Wow, it must be made with unobtainium!

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      Maximum Lasting

      That’s not the word I saw. 😳

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        I’m with you on this one.

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      That’s not what it says.

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    Pocket sand!

    …Hanitizer

  • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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    All you Krauts better watch your backs!

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      There is nothing wrong with my backs.

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