“The Trouble With Trillions”

Well, if it’s a crime to love one’s country, then I’m guilty. And if it’s a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I’m guilty of that too. And if it’s a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I’ll soon be guilty of that!

I think we can trust the president of Cuba!

Does this make me look fat?

No, makes you look like a government nark.

But not fat right?

All we can tell from satellite imagery is that it’s not on the roof.

An older boy told me to do it.