Epic choral music starts,
“Pacifor, Herald of Innocence” displayed on screen
Uhoh
Watch out for the sleep deprivation spell, that one sucks.
Actually I just continue not sleeping.
When your friendly home AI gives you quests
FINISH HIM
Baby hits mom’s nipple (critical) for 9999 (9999 piercing).
Good luck! The baby has already defeated you mentally. By 2pm you’ll be too exhausted to defeat the baby as scheduled. Baby wins again today.
Lesson I learned as a new parent.
Well here’s the thing… its 2 AM!
Aliens don’t measure time in Earth time silly. Try again.
Baby uses teething! It’s super-effective!
It’s only effective until you bite back. You got this bro, stay strong 👍
take 100 Sonic damage
Don’t bother. Every route where the baby is the final boss leads to an unsatisfying bad ending where you go to jail and the plot isn’t resolved.
Well yeah, not with that attitude…
This is an easy game yo!
Challenge accepted
Be wary, in the second phase he turns into a convertible
