This is a criminal organization. Much like Nazi germany they will be relying on criminals to subjugate and squash dissent as they increase the violence and start targeting anyone who opposes the Fuhrer.

I wonder if I could join, then make a point of face scanning every local cop until I get a false positive, and make an arrest.

so I have a preexisting condition where I have to constantly masturbate and eat. I’m qualified right?

Yes

or the right amount of criminal