BrikoX@lemmy.zip to United States | News & Politics@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agoJustice Department loses thousands of staff as ex-Fox host Pirro’s problems mount after sandwich toss setbackwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up189arrow-down1external-linkJustice Department loses thousands of staff as ex-Fox host Pirro’s problems mount after sandwich toss setbackwww.independent.co.ukBrikoX@lemmy.zip to United States | News & Politics@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBreadstickNinja@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoIf you told me that a sandwich toss setback was a kind of football play, I wouldn’t know enough to dispute it.
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoIf you told me it was naughty funtimes with two other British blokes I’d believe you.
minus-squareWytch@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoIt’s like a clickbait headline but it’s the incomprehensibility that causes you to want to click so your brain can solve the mystery of whatever tf that title is supposed to mean
minus-squaresnooggums@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoThen it turns out to be the most concise description of the ridiculous thing in the article.
minus-squareJayFonduh@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoThe DailyMail created this eternal hype train of feeling interested/skeptical/disappointed.
News titles are mad libs these days
If you told me that a sandwich toss setback was a kind of football play, I wouldn’t know enough to dispute it.
If you told me it was naughty funtimes with two other British blokes I’d believe you.
It’s like a clickbait headline but it’s the incomprehensibility that causes you to want to click so your brain can solve the mystery of whatever tf that title is supposed to mean
Then it turns out to be the most concise description of the ridiculous thing in the article.
The DailyMail created this eternal hype train of feeling interested/skeptical/disappointed.