NEXT CONAN HINT!
Pretty dumb to keep a round chambered.
The revolt begins!
This will be the most American thing I’ve read all 2025.
I mean, I like things that go boom as much as the next human. But how hard is it to; 1, not fucking literally sleep with the thing. And 2; leave it unloaded if you are‽
Why was a loaded gun on the bed? That seems like terrible firearm safety.
Poorest excuse for a friend accidentally shooting you. “My dog ate my homework.”
So this must be what the pigs are scared of when they’re shooting people’s dogs.
I feel like if your dog shoots you thats your own damn fault.
Not in US. In US gun owners are never responsible for what happens with their guns. It can be the kid’s fault, the dog’s fault or even fault of the gun itself but it’s never the gun owner’s fault.
You’re right, I forgot about the Dick Cheney rule.
I bet it’s Obama’s fault!! 😤
And those goddam immigrants!
Dem taek’n urrr jobbs!!
Justice for the dog.
Fucking hilarious!
I’m not American but even I know you need to keep your dogs secured in a dog safe when you’re not using them. It’s just basic dog safety
Guns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.
Username knows.
Guns don’t kill people . Bullets kill people
Bullets don’t kill people, homeostatic imbalance kills people.
Bullets kill people ,politicians kill people
Depends if you pistol-whip someone to death
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Guns don’t kill people. Physics kills people.
Triggers don’t kill people. They start cutscenes.
He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
You’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one
Who let the dogs out ?
Yippiaaaa, bang!
