My reactions in order upon seeing these:

“Sounds cool I could probably convince some nutjobs that I’m a demon or something?”

“Who?”

“Great my head already doesn’t fit through my doorframe as it is”

“I would farm exactly two reactions out of this before getting bored”

“Who?”

“Is he only like ethnically cantonese or is that the sole language he speaks?”

“So nothing”

“A what in a what now?”

“Oh no.”