
While people behind me are going insane
I’m proud to say I’ve come the full circle. I’ve finally become the asshole I should have been.
Don’t forget about the opposite problem
Guess how many babies are born every year with no asshole?
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/imperforate-anus
Like 5?
Based on the high failure rate of early pregnancy, most “people” never develop past this stage. Statistically more of us have been just assholes which explains a lot.
Calling it people at that point is just stupid anti-abortion propaganda though. If there’s no brain yet there’s no sane reason to consider it a person.
Statistically more of us have been just assholes which explains a lot.
Not if you consider ‘us’ to be the people old enough to read a post like this.
Thus the quotation marks on people. Nature loves a good abortion, it happens so much we as humans fail out as assholes all the time.
predisposed
For those who doubt, it’s true I learned it in my bio lessons







