Christians: … nah … I’ll stick to my guy beaten, bloodied and bleeding hanging off a tree
Norse: One of our gods sacrificed himself to himself too, ya ain’t special!
And we had several! Not just one loony taking all the credit himself while simultaneously claiming to be three different people, including his own dad!
Methinks there was more than alcohol and omega 3 in that wine and those fish, if you know what I mean…
He’s actually based on Osiris (from Egypt).
More like nah … I’ll stick to absolutely horrifying eldritch masses of wings and eyes
Odin: “First time?”
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Why does the Dogbird god look sad?
Because it didn’t get the flying part of the bird.
He just got demoted for spending 85% of his time at the office chasing people from the mail room and building a nest out of overdue expense reports.
He’s now Junior Executive VP of Public Relations.
Hotline Miami-ass civilisation
