Dark humor aside, the are you okay? comment is the only correct first response. Check on people before checking the TV specs.
the only correct first response.
Yeah, definitely good to make sure whether or not the suicidal person is “okay.”
How else would you know?
Dark humor aside, the correct first response is generally just to let them know you are there and ready to support them however they need. Encourage them to seek help.
Seems pointless, they stated up front that they’re not okay.
I mean, you could try to talk him out of it when you go get the TV.
Talk him out of it, but take the TV anyway.
Imagine a movie where somebody wants to get a TV from a suicidal person and they become best friends while he comes to pick it up.
Plot twist, the tv is a cursed item that cause the owner to decide to kill themselves. If you can get someone to take it from you before dawn you no longer want to kill yourself. They have 24hrs.
I’d read this story
And take the chance he decides he needs the TV after all?
No thanks.
At that point he was suicidal anyway nobody would ever know it was you
I would handle it this way. I was really selfish and could do things suddenly when I was younger. There are definitely certain things I’d want to get in order before doing it.
I mean, it could be oled
Is that… good or bad? I can’t tell.
I just read that as “it could be OLED with logos/UI burnt in and not much lifetime left”…
A used AMOLED doesn’t sound like a good deal, but for free?
I like that direction
Yeah, but only 55 inches
Only? Where do you live in, the batcave?
Last time I was in Costco, that was the smallest size they had.
Well yeah, it’s Costco.
You have a Costco membership for bulk savings.
You can save by buying bulk because you have the space/storage at home for it.
If you have the space for bulk, you probably also have the space for a big ass TV.
Makes zero sense for Costco to carry small TVs.
If you don’t have space at home, you can’t buy bulk, so there’s no point having a Costco membership.
my dude i paid off my costco membership in one gas tank
Idk, buying “in bulk” nowadays is just getting the bigger sizes you don’t normally see at other stores. When I first heard about it, I was imagining you could buy pallets of stuff on the cheap, really it’s more like you can get a double sized box of whatever (limit 4 per customer).
Somehow I feel like you would be thrown in jail if you did this.
They’d just shoot you during the wellness check in America
Everything’s great in America!
Honestly I’d prefer Ba Sing Se
Wait, why?
because in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime.
corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
Fortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.
Their aim sucks though, so have fun recovering in the ER where they won’t let you die.
Just don’t attempt to assassinate the president. Or else you risk getting arrested and having your shirt taken off, it’s all just a really uncomfortable interaction and not worth it.
Still fine to go get the TV, though, yeah? I’m trying to complete my home theatre setup
Because commenter above feels like it
They should give their work 2 weeks notice
give
Thanks
You’re whale cum.
Thank you
If I’d take every “I’m gonna kill myself” post online serious, my life would be very very worrysome.
Ah, the duality of Man.
