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Chris Remington@beehaw.orgM to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 1 year ago

Octopus

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Octopus

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Chris Remington@beehaw.orgM to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 1 year ago
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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Consentacles.

    • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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      Well there goes my afternoon

  • derbis@beehaw.org
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    Make it a big hole, problem solved

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    Is this his son’s foray into tentacle porn?

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      My First Kink

  • Lath@kbin.social
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    Wait until he learns about squirrels.

  • shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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    Beware the Craken

  • Elise@beehaw.org
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    I wonder how far it would go.

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    Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells… Perhaps you’d become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!

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    I know it’s a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said “… And now I’m swimming like there’s no tomorrow”

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