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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 年前

TCP vs UDP

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TCP vs UDP

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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 年前
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  • realbadat@programming.dev
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    Well this is going in my “basics of networking” presentation.

    • msage@programming.dev
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      There is a bigger one, with more networking terms, but I can’t find it right now :|

      • realbadat@programming.dev
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        If you do find it let me know, I’d love to see it! I really do have about 20 hours of training in networking I give to folks, and since it’s literally 20 hours of information, I like to put in fun stuff.

        Like a picture of a facemask I added during COVID with “stay at 127.0.0.1, don’t 255.255.255.255”. Super cheesy but at least it’s a mental distraction from information overload haha

        • msage@programming.dev
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          I believe it was this one link

          • realbadat@programming.dev
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            Phenomenal, thank you!

        • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          could you share it to us laymen internet strangers?

          • realbadat@programming.dev
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            Right now it’s got some private info in there, but I’ve been meaning to make it sanitized to share, so I’ll let you know

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    I know a joke about UDP.

    I know a joke about TCP too.

    Did you get it?

    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I didn’t get the first half, could you send it again?

    • neidu2@feddit.nl
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      I only tell jokes about UDP. I don’t care if you get it.

    • camr_on@lemmy.world
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      ACK

  • lemmyng@lemmy.ca
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    So TCP ACK is the backwash?

    • errer@lemmy.world
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      No gross backwash with UDP, guaranteed!

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    I love slut protocols.

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    Open all ports: Bukkake?

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      BukakkIP

  • LordCrom@lemmy.world
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    Surprisingly accurate

  • uhN0id@programming.dev
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    This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it’s not really even a joke.

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    UDP cares about the target, it doesn’t care if it gets there, more like broadcast.

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    Maybe i have to disagree a little bit. UDP won’t drop packets intentionally or TCP don’t prevent dropping of packets.

    So UDP is like an introvert who ordered pizza and got 4 of 6 peices but kept silent and eat what he got

    And TCP is like the extrovert who complained and got the next two peices

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