Messages from Android phones show up as green bubbles in iMessage chats, and chaos ensues.

No, they don’t. Messages from Android phones show up as grey bubbles.

Messages sent TO Android phones show up as green bubbles.

You can literally see it in the screenshot in the article.

Apple: we care about privacy and a better user experience

Android person: well why did it take you five years to support rcs?

Apple: we care about you. Buy an iPhone.

Android person: no I thi…

Apple: Shut up pleb. We know what’s best for you.