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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Space, the final frontier@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Human missions to Mars in doubt after astronaut kidney shrinkage revealed

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Human missions to Mars in doubt after astronaut kidney shrinkage revealed

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Space, the final frontier@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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‘An astronaut could make it to Mars but they might need dialysis on the way back,’ scientist warns
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  • Nora@lemmy.ml
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    Good! Maybe those stupid fucks will realize we only have one planet to unfuck. Can’t escape to a red shit hole now.

    Ah who am I kidding.

  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    We should still send Musk there.

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP
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      in fact, we should send every billionaire there

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        We send all other billionaire there first, and then musk. Then all his rich friends will laugh at him for doing “his thing” last

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          🤣

  • rubpoll [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Imagine still having to negotiate with private health insurance as a Mars colonist. Oh, Kaiser didn’t cover your kidney shrinkage medicine? Just fill out a form in our office on Earth to start a review process.

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      🤣

  • harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s cold up there. Of course it’s going to shrink. I’m sure it’s more than adequate.

    Oh, kidney. Nvm.

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    Don’t worry, Elon will invent an cyber-liver that can be implanted in your body and uses off the shelf coffee filters to clean your blood.

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