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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Thinking outside the box

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Thinking outside the box

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    Beat someone to death with it while storming your country’s top government building trying to overthrow said government.

    Just add some treason/insurrection on top.

    • SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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      We already had that in the US. Turns out, not as illegal as you might think.

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        It is, but the punishment just isn’t let them hang in the gallows type of thing that some people were hoping for.

  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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    How are we ranking legality? Is it severity of punishment, or financial cost of the crime?

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      Yeah, you could smash a decent number of business windows with a sock full of 100 pennies. Then, when police get there, you could really get into those upper scores! /j

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        This only works if you are a white male.

        If you’re a Black male you wouldn’t get to the high score cause the cop would just shoot you.

        Unless the high score is the punishment of death without trial.

    • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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      Yes.

  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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    Write a note on it and use that note to rob a bank. That’ll give you more time than killing someone.

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      Write the robbery note on the sock, then go nuts after showing it to the teller?

  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    Thinking outside the box? That’s a beating

    • PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee
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      One dollar bill? Believe or not, straight to a beating.

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        We have the best beatings in the world, because of dollar bills.

  • whatsisface@sh.itjust.works
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    How’d they afford the sock?

    • IonAddis@lemmy.world
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      You know how you end up with socks that don’t have a mate?

    • aname@lemmy.one
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      By holding the penny stick in your had for reinforcement and beat someone for a sock.

    • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      from the streets

  • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    use a stack of the pennies to replace a big fuse in a important location.

    • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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      Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.

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    100 pennies is easily 100 federal bribes!

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