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MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Jiv me a break

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MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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    I will face Jod and walk backward into hell before I say “jiff”

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      Clearly you’re not a choosy mom.

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        Plebe moms choose ghif.

        • pythonoob@programming.dev
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          Yes. ghif

    • Dandroid@dandroid.app
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      How do you say gin or giraffe? Or literally the letter G?

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        I pronounce them like Gin and Giraffe

  • DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Like the G in “gigantic”.

    • MobileTechGuy@lemmy.mlOP
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      And “gigolo.”

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      Fun random fact: the portmanteau word “ginormous” dates to WWII RAF slang.

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        I did not realise until now that “ginormous” is a portmanteau

    • terwn43lp@lemmy.world
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      and the letter ‘G’

  • juliebean@lemm.ee
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    oh that’s easy, it’s “dot gif”

  • Player2@sopuli.xyz
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    Yiff

    • Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Um, I don’t know how to tell you, but that means a wiiiildly different thing. 🤣

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    Why do people have to pronounced it in any way? Why not say G-I-F? I’ve been saying it like that since before I knew about the huge debate💀

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      Because that’s 3 syllables instead of 1. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

      • MobileTechGuy@lemmy.mlOP
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        RE-RE-RE-REEEEEMMMIIIXXX

        • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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    • snowe@programming.dev
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      Cuz the devs explicitly named it after the peanut butter and even gave it a catchphrase to make sure you pronounced it correctly. It was a marketing campaign. “Choosy developers choose gif”.

      • seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org
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        How do you pronounce JIF, then? (That’s the JPEG Interchange Format.)

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          The same way? There’s thousands of words in the English language with the same pronunciation and different spellings. This isn’t the dunk you think it is.

          Besides, gif existed first. If JIF wanted to use the name without confusion maybe they should have come out first (missed it by half a decade) or come up with a catchy phrase.

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          Gif, clearly.

        • argv_minus_one@beehaw.org
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          That’s JPEG File Interchange Format.

          • seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Right there in the first paragraph, it says

            The base specifications for a JPEG container format are defined in Annex B of the JPEG standard, known as JPEG Interchange Format (JIF).

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        It’s a real shame (for them) they don’t dictate how the English language works

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          Neither do you?

  • Nyla Smokeyface@beehaw.org
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    I was devastated to learn the creators intended it to be pronounced “jif” like the peanut butter brand

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      Yeah, because it’s a jraphical interface format.

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        So do you say j-feg? Because the p stands for photographic

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        One of the common nonsensical arguments heard. What’s the next one?

      • KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml
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        Giraffical

    • SeedyOne@lemmy.ca
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      One of the few times I don’t care what the creator says, he was wrong.

      • MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml
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        And yet your mind knows it’s not possible for him to be wrong since he named it.

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      I say dʒɪf, but the way the person who invented it wants you to say it is a really dumb basis for how something is pronounced, imo.

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      Me too. I feel like no one pronounced it jif before they said that, and now we have to have an eternal debate over it

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        That’s literally how every programmer pronounced it before it became an Internet sensation. It had a marketing campaign to “sell” the format because that’s how new standards were created initially. They explicitly chose to name it after the peanut butter because it allowed them to give it a catchy phrase to sell it even better “choosy developers choose gif”.

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          You mean steal a catchy phrase lol.

  • NoName@lemdro.id
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    It’s actually pronounced yif

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    Jraphic interface format really sounds right /s

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      Right, because Gs are never pronounced with a “J” sound, and acronyms are never pronounced differently than their full terms. Sound logic there; well done. Never mind any of these:

      NASA- National Aeronautics Space Uhdministration

      NATO- North Ayy-tlantic Treaty Organization

      LASER- Light Ayy-mplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

      SCUBA- Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus

      FOMO- Fear ohhf missing ohht

      ASAP- Ayys soon ayys possible

      POC- People ohhf solor

      PIN- Personal id-entification number

      BOGO- Buy ohhn get ohhn

      POTUS- President ohhf the Uhhnited States

      YOLO- You only live ohhnce

      AWOL- Ayy-bsent without awfficial leave

      ICE- Eyemmigration and Sustoms Enforcement

      DARE- Drug Ayybuse Resistance Education

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        NASA - National Ah-ronautics and Space Uh-dministration

        LASER - Light Ay-mplification by Ztimulated Eh-mission of Radiation

        ICE - Eye-mmigration and Sustoms -nforcement (E is silent)

        DARE - Drug Ay-buse Resistance -ducation (ditto)

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      Let me just get my Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus ready /s

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      For this logic to be consistent you would have to pronounce JPEG as “jayfeg”

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        There’s no logic being applied. This is just sports mentality in tech. Like spaces vs. tabs, Emacs vs. vim, Python vs. R, or one of countless others.

        But could you imagine if you created a digital standard used by billions everyday and then most people refused to pronounce the name you gave it? Same energy given off by the “anti pronoun” crowd.

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          Never thought about it that way. But you’re right.

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      National Aeronautics and Space Uhdministration /s

      • cloudpunk@sh.itjust.works
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        I think it’s because words that end with sa, have that uh sound. Like Medusa, salsa, mesa, mimosa

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          Right, in other words, acronym pronunciation has nothing to do with how the letters that compose it are pronounced in their respective words.

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      Light aimplification by ztimulated emission of radiation just has a nice ring to it /s

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        I believe that’s “uhmission”

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          You are correct, my apologies

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    I take the third route and pronounce it Heef, as in Spanish

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    asdfasdfsadfasfasdf

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      We all know it’s pronounced “gif”.

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        Yeah with the g like in garage.

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          Or the g in gigantic.

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            deleted by creator

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        asdfasdfsadfasfasdf

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    whichever way pisses off the most people

    watch me pronounce it /χäɪf/ (“hyfe”)

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      Isn’t that one of Elon Muskrat’s kids?

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      When I want to be annoying (and when the people I’m talking to are aware of furries), I pronounce it ‘yiff’

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    Gif, the jift that keeps on jivving.

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    ʒaɪf

    rhymes with “knife”

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    Some say gif, others say gif. The people saying gif are correct.

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      Ya damn giraffe-loving gifter

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    Pronounced it as a soft g in my head the first time I read it, and years later the creator said it was meant to be a soft g, so I feel validated.

    When you create an image format, name it whatever you want and if it’s any good and I use it, I’ll call it what you want

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      Yoofo :(

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