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Ironic, considering some of Jesus’s best friends were hoes

Lol that’s a good one

What, you’re telling me you don’t possess a hamster-powered freezer?

Diabolical

I can clone her…

Date in the corner says 2015

Patience guys, I’m sure they’ll get to supporting zero and negative integers as soon as they finish all positive integers

I thought that was more like salt and vinegar?

…which I also love

That’s how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

just bend the rest of your pc until the cooler fits, easy

Replace that “my” with “his” and I would totally wear this on a t-shirt

aye piefed gang

this is so dorky lmao. upvote