In all seriousness, Snowden didn’t go to Russia. He was on his way to South America (probably Bolivia, Ecuador, or Venezuela) when his passport got cancelled and he got stuck in Rudsia. The EU even grounded Morales’ presidential plane thinking Snowden was in it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evo_Morales_grounding_incident
Oh so you want Trump to get elected!!!1111!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee