I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.

Did you know that sex is a heritable trait?

If your parents didn’t have any, chances are you won’t either.

Had a similar thing 30 years ago when I worked 2nd shift, heading home at night. 5 miles from home, empty 2-lane road 55 mph. Little bunny hopping in my lane towards me. I veered left, it followed. I veered right, it followed. No time left to avoid, THUMP! Sad, but I did what I could in the moment…

That’s one w i d e controller!

But won’t the thimerosal in the cancer vaccine give everyone autism? Cancer is better than autism!

/s (duh)

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms