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When asked about racism in America she said there wasn’t any, then in the next sentence, she expounded on the racism she experienced as a child. Typical republican; a problem doesn’t exist unless it happens to them.
Don’t get married. I was married for 5 years, had 3 kids, but it didn’t work out. My girlfriend had been married twice before I met her and neither marriage lasted a whole year. We’ve been together for over 28 years now. Sometimes you have to learn what you don’t like in order to find who you’re compatible with. In our case I think it’s the idea that if you’re married you have a tendency to take the other person for granted. If you’re just “shacked up” you can leave whenever you want (of course having kids and co-ownership of property may complicate that equation).
My youngest brother’s wife complained to him that he acts different when he’s around his brothers. No, dumb tw*t, he’s known us his whole life, he’s being phony around YOU.
“Impressive. Most impressive.”
Fuck Reddit, 'cuz I’m over here now. (in the best Diceman voice I can muster)
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It’s easier for religious people to believe in original sin than to accept that one day they’re going to die and they won’t get to meet Space Santa.
If you do not pay us the IRS, we will put you under the rest.
As a fan of the Diablo franchise, I knew D4$ was going to be complete dogshit, so I never bought it. Every time I watch one of the professional streamers complain, I laugh my ass off. I think Hawg had it right; their plan is to dribble content to the player base a little at a time as a money grab.
By now, if you still have an HP printer, you deserve what you get. Fuck HP in the ass with a big rubber dick.
I just watched that movie three days ago, had to get some everything bagels to celebrate.
I think I was detoxing at the time. Your solution was much more mature.
Years ago I had an HP all-in-one. Every time I’d turn it on it would do a “print test” wasting ink. I got fed up one time and stomped that fucker to death office space style (without the Ghetto Boys accompaniment). Fuck HP in the ass with a rusty razor wire wrapped pipe.
The Steele Dossier debunked the whole Russian bot thing. Assange proved that that was some shit Killary pulled out of her twat because her plan to run against an orange gameshow clown backfired. If you still watch CNN, MSNBC or Fox to find out what’s going on in the world, then you are still just a brainwashed drone.
Just being obnoxious isn’t a crime, but that’s not enough of a reason to get a ding. I’ve seen way worse comments to others and to myself from assholes on reddit who never got banned. “fOr ThE sAkE oF tHe FeDiVeRse, I dO dEcLaIr…” seriously with this shit? This place is already turning into Reddit. Apparently trolling isn’t boring for you yet, huh?
i got booted from Reddit for saying “fuck Ukraine” in respose to some idiot praising a Van Gogh painting for “having the colors of the Ukraine flag”. It was my third strike on Reddit. After explaining to the moderator of that particular sub that I was just irritated at the idea of politics creeping into art apreciation (and the fact that the painting in question was painted 100 years before Ukraine was a country), they recinded my strike, but too late apparently- still banned. I get a cute little red hammer emoji next to my name when I try to log on, which I haven’t bothered trying to do for 8 or 9 months now.
Not surprised; BOA is the fucking Taco Bell of banking. The only one worse that I can think of is Wells Fargo.
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