This again?

Well that’s good! I’m pleasantly surprised.

As nice a thought as that is, you have never been to prison, have you? Convicts aren’t going to give two shits about this guy.

Calvin’s Dad over here.

My best friend back in the day pronounced it WAR-EZ. It was a constant point of contention between us.

Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.

I aM vErY SmArT.