They don’t call their mom, but I call their mom! /s

They did the math

This article about a person who bought an urn online is hilarious. Amazon thinks I’m a serial killer now (cracked dot com)

I also only "read’ Playboy for the articles

I can’t afford a horse! I was supposed to ride for free! Where am I gonna get a stable?!

Mmm warm orange juice and toothpaste!

Obligatory “No soup for you!”

That’s why it’s a pyramid

But the hackers! They could hijack your tv and make you watch something boring!

I grew up an apple fanboy but in my early twenties I realized I couldn’t afford to stay one. Since the iPhone came out they’ve gotten more and more closed off and hard to modify. The last straw for me was realizing you couldn’t install older versions of software (someone gave me a 1st or 2nd Gen iPad) and I couldn’t even put an older version of home assistant on it. That really showed me how hard they push for “you must buy the newest thing” because they’ll deliberately break the old one

These puns are making me CURL my toes

How’s a person supposed to breathe with all that fresh air out there?!

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I always get a 413 error too large /s