Microwaving a spoon will just heat up the spoon.

Not really, no. Japan is just traditionally pretty xenophobic.

It could be that they tend to be hostile towards foreigners.

The one thing Jeff Foxworthy got right: Cajun food is the best food in the world as long as you don’t ask too many questions about what’s in it.

They’ll just blame immigrants

You had improperly prepared alligator, then. It’s fucking delicious when an actual Cajun makes it.

Someone needs to stop Tobias from making labels.

For those who don’t know, alligator actually tastes closer to chicken. So it tasting like pork would be a huge red flag.

That’s like an infant Dane and a 4 month old Dane. It’s by no means all grown up.

Republicans wouldn’t deport Jesus, they’d crucify him a second time.