Democracy is an infant still learning to walk. You plug the holes and add new institutions for oversight. You don’t shoot the damn baby and start over because you know how you’d force everyone to do it.

Kowloon wasn’t built in a day.

Excuse me ser… bian a European doesn’t automatically make you civilized.

It’s how couples communicated in the 50s. If he showed her ass pic to his friends, she put chopped hot dogs in the next aspic.

Assistant manager

Ass. to, of, and for the manager

This one’s gonna last a few (the final few?) generations.

We’re legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr

Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?

It’s 2025; if you’re gonna make a comment like that, descend from thy perch and guide us down the beaten-off path. Do I go to Samsung and ask for a flip phone? I know they have one they would l🤑ve to sell me. Are you also someone who thinks I should avoid 5G? Do you have a dumb phone make/model you recommend? Is disconnecting from society the only way? Do you only talk via pigeon or smoke during solstice or blót?