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  • amio@kbin.social
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    AGAB.

    • Link.wav [he/him]@beehaw.orgOP
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      Even them?

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        I guess not. Also not the Pratchett-esque Guard, they were decent enough.

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          The Day Watch were right bastards under small-minded leadership until Vimes sorted them out.

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    “Love falling asleep in the dungeon next to a big ring of keys” 😂

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    I wanted to be a guard, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    same but an old-timey british police constable

    imagine getting to wear a silly hat and going “ROIGHT WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN?”

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      ELLO ELLO, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT ROBBERY?

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    Me and the other guards rushing to fight 1 guy in glowing armor. Spoiler we all died.

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    #STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE, OR FACE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

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