• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Oh, no. Can’t confirm. Ever since I was 5, I have been viewed by people who don’t get to know me as scary looking. People generally run from me.

    You’ve heard of resting bitch face? Well this is more like resting horror film serial killer face. And then people are forced to get to know me, and they’re like “…so, you seriously don’t murder entire villages, and burn the corpses and enslave the women and children?”

    And I’m like “…no?”

    And they’re like “Oh…cause that’s what everyone is saying about you. That you’re some kind of village killing murderer like ghengis khan”.

    And I say “…we live in Cleveland. Don’t you think if one man burned one of the top 10 American cities down by himself, it would be global news?”

    And she said “It’s Cleveland. Nobody gives a shit about us”

    And I say “You’re in Cleveland right now. Does the city looked burned and decayed to you???”

    And she said “The east side does…”

    And I say “Yeah, ok. Fair enough.”