Microsoft tries to convince Windows 10 users to buy a new PC with full-screen prompts

Tux@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz · 1 年前

Sounds like a great sales pitch… “PoS machines, but unlike Windows-based devices ours continue to work after the first six months!”

DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Wait…Wait a minute… What about…MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES!!!

Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz · 1 年前

If they switched to linux the ice cream would be colder and even smoother.

GHiLA@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

uh, yeah, machine’s broke, no ice cream today, sorry.

Did you try the one up town!?