[alt text:Text that says, “Girls only want one thing and it starts with a P and ends with an S”. Below the text is an image of Sean Astin as Samwise from the Lord of the Rings films.]
- Pockets - This is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants. - They ain’t cute, but you’ll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck. 
- I thought it was ‘ponies’; yours is better. - Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day … - Of course we need to get pockets, where else am I gonna put my pony? 
 
 
- pspspspspspsps - Wait, sorry, that’s cats. - Meow, baby 
- What’s the difference? - Species. 
 
 
 
- My mind first went “pussy?” And then I was upset that the meme misspelled pussy. Then I realized I was wrong about everything ever. 
- It’s not the size that matters, it’s your cooking. 
- Pumpkin spices! 
- Filthy hobbitses. 
- Somebody mock up the boyfriend looking back meme but with the boyfriend as Tarantino, the girlfriend as Sam saying “Po Pay”, and the bottom left chick captioned “Toes”. 
- Presents? Oh no, duh, portapotties! 
- Puppies. I love puppies. 
- Pshawn Astins 
- Pesos ? 









