I wonder if, for a very short second there, he thought “oh shit maybe guns aren’t such a good thing”

he’s painting not drawing

Physical button like on older Iphones, of course.

I’d love to have a fairphone, but none of their phones seem to have a home button, and they also have that stupid thing where the selfie camera is on the screen…

Argh I hate those bumps. My phone has one and it can’t lay evenly on any surface because of this >:(

But muh power fantasy!

Still, most trick-or-treaters probably expect something other than a handful of scrambled eggs.

Nonono, that’s not how it works. See:

Incarcerated persons with mandatory employment opportunities.

Eh, Vespasianus is the reason I can’t even piss at a train station without fucking paying.

Ape brain go “ooh new thing better than old thing!”

Get a cold basement, or get some rare vintage fridge, or stop using anything that needs refrigeration is my plan.

I try to leave and my bracelet mandated by the Terms of Service immediately administers an electric shock.

How do you think they’re going to learn to behave in public if they’re just cooped up 24/7? People being annoying and noisy is just a part of existing as a human being. We shouldn’t stunt the growth of entire fucking generations just because they make you uncomfortable.

guess asexuals aren’t fully human

😬

Uhh what age are middle schoolers?

What if you gave a tiny chunky sweater to a mouse?

New month names just dropped:

• Joctober
• Novemy
• Deculyary
• Febrarch
• Munepril
• Septanugust

But what if it was coming at us because they had deflected it earlier on?