Due to budget and environmental reasons, we won’t be having a new year this year, but instead reuse 2025.

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B-but that doesn’t produce enough plastic waste!!

And septic tanks, though those are definitely not going to give you sensory deprivation.

Yup, Mother Nature will come back to bite you in the ass for that shit. Just let plants and animals live their lives as long as your yard is habitable to you as well and not a health hazard ffs.

lawns need to die out so bad

Also, those pieces usually are explained as objects for fertility. And as a mammal that is pregnant for 9 months with 1 child, then gives birth and almost dies, and then, the child has to survive for at least 14-20 years to be able to reproduce, I can certainly understand why people would have wanted to try to ensure fertility + surviving pregnancy, childbirth, and childhood.

What would other civilizations think of us?

Well, you can’t know about that. Maybe there’s a sex planet full of slutty aliens out there.

ughh

Well, now I’m curious. What’s in the war room?

bread and circuses

Ah yes: a Chinese person expressing distaste towards their country’s authoritarian government is racist. Makes total sense.

Well, there really isn’t a canine equivalent to what lions are compared to cats. Dogs are directly descended from wolves but cats are descended from African wildcats, not big cats.

That’s what they want you to think!

In this economy‽

So now you tell me!

The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.

soeak for yourself

He couldn’t have phoned anyone! The phone line was out!