Zoidberg 2024

Make Decapod 10 great again!

Yeah. Regular cars can cause so much death and destruction, and making that death and destruction happen a 100 meters above the ground isn’t a great idea. At least drunk drivers don’t fall randomly.

That’s why you should have good teachers. Replacing them with machines isn’t a solution, because kids have to learn from other humans. That’s kinda how our species works. Learning isn’t just based on strings of words, but also human interaction.

You can never know when you end up in a battle.

beg her to marry me

I think that digging the bullet out before you can patch up the wound would result in losing a lost of blood? I’m not sure but at least if you get stabbed or have an arrow shot into you, then you shouldn’t remove it before you are in a place where you can receive proper medical care.

I wonder which one costs more to hire, mechanic or necromancer?

I think that “kokoa koko kokko kokoon” is a perfectly normal sentence and no one can change my mind.

Always check your produce before eating it!

Yeah, ChatGPT is programmed to be a robotic yes-man.

Pineapples don’t grow on trees. Take that A’I’ slop somewhere else.

Stop being spiderist, arachnids are people too!

Spiderist sounds more like someone who discriminates against spiders.

I think somewhere between 2 and 3. 3 looks weird because the spider’s ass is uncovered (it’s like if your pants ended at the crotch) and 2 looks more like a spider jumpsuit or pants pulled over the belly.

The revolution shall start at sunrise dusk!

Also being born neurotypical.

You mean plastic, which will degrade and spread into nature, remaining there practically forever?

they better get out of there before i call the cops

Those horns would be soooo impractical in an actual battle.

I mean, if I saw a dog wearing a weirdly colored human suit, I’d act the same way.