The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoI love melons so muchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1502arrow-down126
arrow-up1476arrow-down1imageI love melons so muchlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up104arrow-down2·4 days agoCantaloupe (can’t elope)
minus-squaret҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
minus-squareSomeguy89@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·4 days agoThanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoI used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoNice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?