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MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works
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Writing C++ is easy.

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Writing C++ is easy.

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    C just shrugs and says “Seg Fault.”

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      Have you tried segmenting in a non-faulty way?

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      “Shit happenned!”

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      Probably forgot a semicolon

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        This joke is never funny; Forgetting a semicolon in c results in compile time errors, not runtime errors

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      The range those words induce is crazy

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