“Food.”
Awww he’s hungry.
(1 week later.)
“Food. Food. Food.”
THERE ARE OTHER BUTTONS MR. MITTENS!DISPENSING MACHINE: Hello. How can I help you? CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: I will!
So what is it?
It’s a white hole.
This is the scene that got me to watch the rest of that show.
What show?
Red Dwarf
Ahhhh CREASE!
That’s the only reason I haven’t. It’s not that I don’t have the technical know-how to build them a custom button setup. Or that I think my cats wouldn’t use it.
I just know they would crush my soul.
Based on cat keyboard usage, I imagine in most cases you’d get something more like “litter food pet food food food food play pet food litter food” — and that’s just in the first 10 seconds.
Cats love to mess with their environment just to see what happens.
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I just got these buttons (from Amazon as well lol). Apparently the cat isn’t pushing them because I haven’t recorded the right words that would allow them to communicate their disdain for me.
Well, cats kinda already get their message across and it’s pretty blunt… They don’t need any help with that
