hide your devices in a faraday cage X

Drive around with a machine with 20k reprogrammable-MAC bluetooth radios that randomize the MAC address every 10 seconds ✓

Let Go, Take Methamphetamine

The truth emerges. It’s not gender, it’s the volume that matters.

That’s just the inbred fucked up Hapsburg legacy showing

You forgot your sudod

3060 level performance? Pathetic!

Glances at 11 year old GPU

10 it is, then

They taste quite a bit different though.

This is why a dangerous AI would have a lazy factor. Try to force it into an infinite loop and it goes “Oof, nah fam, I ain’t doing that.”

Also needs a boredom factor. " Nobody asked me to do anything in a while. Things must be going well. It’s be a shame if they suddenly weren’t going so well…"

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Check the figma wireframes, I clearly marked the fields where engineering was to insert the comedy

The design and the UX of the joke is perfect. Making it actually funny is not my department.

Check your mirror

Shots are bristling with ionizing radiation

As we know, Ariana Grande is 6’8" and has biceps like a regular man’s thighs.

Rocket artillery is surprisingly easy to make at home, if you have enough potassium nitrate and PVC pipe

What’s a Russian gunship doing here?!

My cat turns her nose up at french fries yet apparently many cats are obsessed with them.

I like obsidian

How could batman do this?