This is why we Jason Bourne style snatch the gun out of their holster before they can draw it and beat them unconcious with it, I mean oobe\bypassnro

For cocaine, yes

I’d grow my hair long, stuff my shirt, and tuck my dick if that’s what it took to order this dinner

He shouldn’t have resisted.

Get on the ground, hands behind your back! Bang bang bang bang bang!

What happens when you turn the light switch off? Does it have a battery?

That arm go all the way down and them teeth go all the way up

I heard about a hostage situation at waffle house once. Except the staff were the hostage-takers.

Gopnik dazzle camoflauge

Yeh

The winning is done with functional UX design, this is the result of an engineer who believed they could but didn’t stop to ask if they should.

Star wars?

And she doesn’t have a bike to make a fast getaway!

You got the baby though, right?

And by home, he means Jim’s place 💝

Lots of free-range tigers around Minnesota?

Pro tip, don’t stand there and smirk, she’ll know somethings up. You need to put up a convincing protest, and whine in anguish when she deletes the icon.

Dear chatgpt, what’s the fastest way to learn how to swim? Please hurry

Is there a sane reason why a man at an airport would be wearing all these hats?

I don’t even look at the news anymore because Im sick of seeing that ugly fuckin mug every time