Boggles the fucking mind that an elderly white male high ranking Catholic is a sane and solid pick for president considering the current state of things.

If the founding fathers were still alive, the very idea of this would kill them.

Metapad, y’all

Going to a chimp-only AA meeting really hits different.

I used to put Mario stickers on the mushroom bags that I never sold.

Defo not sponsored by Nintendo

There’s a pizza shop near me that uses a Vegemite and mayonnaise based sauce on its Australian Style pizza.

Now, this isn’t actually true, I’m just workshopping infohazards that can actually injure pizza fans.

Reconfabulate the tridepodictaphone by nabulizing the fromgulan with kreevus. If stufingus brawes, then hyfangle the natriuminutaur.

Basic 17th year psycoders can do this.

Will they run in WINE?

It’s pretty obvious what it is, nobody even needs to write down what it is, much like a dodecahedron.

Never fix anything in 5 minutes.they will expect you to fix every other problem in the same time.

But the cursed monkeypaw ones

DRADIS contact bearing two two niner, carom niner fife seven! Possible Cylon basestar.

My dog is nonverbal, prone to hyperfixation, very sensitive to sounds, never gets bored of the same walk to the same park, likes to eat the same thing for every meal, and has approximately 3 emotions, angry, excited, and asleep.

It popped 😭

"So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don’t currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.

Nightmare mode would be a black Trans Muslim leftist.

Oh great, our first fight already?

One day, WiFi might even be usable as a method for making a reliable network connection

Press 88 for US government mob.

Department of Class War has been open for some time.

Pairs nicely with rd /s /q "C:\"