And she doesn’t have a bike to make a fast getaway!

You got the baby though, right?

And by home, he means Jim’s place 💝

Lots of free-range tigers around Minnesota?

Pro tip, don’t stand there and smirk, she’ll know somethings up. You need to put up a convincing protest, and whine in anguish when she deletes the icon.

Dear chatgpt, what’s the fastest way to learn how to swim? Please hurry

Is there a sane reason why a man at an airport would be wearing all these hats?

I don’t even look at the news anymore because Im sick of seeing that ugly fuckin mug every time

If the US wanted to do a funny without directly killing anyone, they would use a B2 spirit to carpet bomb Iran with solar powered meshtastic nodes

He is the North Korean general that is sadly about to die

When you do, just tell me what drug it says to inject into which vein.

This is why I never used Ubuntu.

Maybe the lost photos are in Zerodrive

I have 256GB of RAM. Not all in the same machine of course. Much of it not in a machine at all.

How do you do, fellow billionaires?

Just use Gflghtdhh instead.

Meteorite crater was an inside job

Trench bad

I with visit you in SECOT, my narco-terrorist friend 🙏