Life is a joke

I was on the edge of my seat, wondering, Sea, clam, snail, tortoise, coconut, or secure.

He shouldn’t have gotten the heart enlargement surgery

Sore wrists

I’m not technically allowed to sell the Lenovo laptop I bought earlier this year unless I get permission from the US Govt. It says so right on the invoice

Jokes on them, I’m selling it anyway hah ha.

Does anyone else hear the sound of chinooks?

Are you comparing your own mum to an upstanding lady who has never prostituted herself for a cheeseburger?

Personally, I look forward to visiting Cascadia, and travelling to the DMZ to point and gawk at the ruins of the new hermit kingdom.

Ice is that you?

He’s unsettling in all his roles and that’s a mark of a good actor. If you feel uncomfortable just because they are present in the scene, then they are doing their job.

POV how it feels to ask for help with your Linux on a Linux community

I can confirm it’s much harder to stab a wheel of parmesan cheese than a person, but at least the cheese doesn’t scream

If the Party says the pipes are smooth, the pipes are smooth.

Why are they just standing there in like waist deep grass?

This is why we Jason Bourne style snatch the gun out of their holster before they can draw it and beat them unconcious with it, I mean oobe\bypassnro

For cocaine, yes

I’d grow my hair long, stuff my shirt, and tuck my dick if that’s what it took to order this dinner

He shouldn’t have resisted.

Get on the ground, hands behind your back! Bang bang bang bang bang!

What happens when you turn the light switch off? Does it have a battery?

That arm go all the way down and them teeth go all the way up