Just like how Shek didn’t know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom

We all carry trauma in our lives

Just move house

These gritty movie reboots are finally starting to pay off!

Ah, because they call them RCDs and not circuit breakers.

M*crowave?

Pooing?

Australia spends $4m per year, per person to lock refugees up in Nauru, and $3.5m per person, per year on Christmas island

Punishment for an adult man doing this: Prison

Punishment for a 13 year old by doing this: Publish his browsing and search history in the school newsletter.

No

Who’s shit-talking? They are all rough jobs in one way or another, and have their strengths and weaknesses. Some Devs specialise because the product/company is big, others generalise because the product/company is tiny and they barely have enough money to pay you, let alone seperate frontend and backend Devs, so you have to moonlight as a food van cook to make ends meet and also you live in the food van and sleep on the floor and stay warm from the exhaust of the meat fridge, every waking moment is a living nightmare and you haven’t had a proper shower in weeks because the stalls in the gym are always packed with horny gay men who are terrible kissers and don’t understand that you just want to be held for a minute jfc

Can’t a man cut the heads off parking metres in the privacy of his own town without being treated like some sort of criminal?!

Phase 3: Expansion of laws to criminalise any vauge behaviour the govt decides is unacceptable.

When everyone is guilty, you can extort the funded class to look the other way and exploit the unfunded class by imprisonment and forced Labor. The legal system will be saturated by arrests for ‘disorderly conduct’, ‘resistimg arrest’ and ‘anti-governmemt activities’ faster than the courts can keep up with tossing out bogus charges. If you have money,you post bail and try really hard to behave yourself and not rock the boat. If you don’t have money, it’s off to the work farms for you.

There was dialogue?

You get used to it, especially when nobody cares. Walking into a corner shop in nothing but shorts is pretty Sus in a city in winter, but if it’s a hot summer day and the corner shop is near the beach, it’s fine.

Leaf blowers - converting gasoline into neighbourhood disharmony since 1955

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Me

Also me

Milk

You don’t agree with this?

What is comedy?

Comedy is subjective