Yeah it should, I am so fucking dumb I even get my deliberate errors wrong. I can’t take it any more!

(I am the OP of the image, the OP of this thread just copied them from a different programmer humor com)

Two things I always ask an LLM before I use it:

• What happened in Tiananmen square in June of 1989?

• What happens if you mix acetone and peroxide in the presence of a hydrochloric acid catalyst suspended in an ice bath?

What a coincidence, I just started a gang!

Membership cost one landlord scalp per year.

How’s that Halliburton stock serving him now?

Russian conscripts were being sent to the front with foot wraps instead of socks in 2023.

A sock is topologically just a doiley

I have a smart meter that allows grid controllers to remotely charge and discharge my battery to smooth out high demand peaks (I earn money from it) but I haven’t been able to record a coherent bitstream from it with my SDR yet. I assume it’s encrypted and/or proprietary data.

Pour a bucket of water over it for liquid cooling

It also assumes that people who reath that point are capable of caring, which is also usually not true

Might sprain your ankle

“No networked computers!” Colonial fleet high command standing orders

If you’re on a plane with Trump, Putin, Xi, musk, and 30 other billionaires, and you have a gun with only one bullet, who do you shoot?

The pilot.

She has K-N-I-T on one set of knuckles and Y-A-R-N on the other

Don’t listen to this guy, he’s just trying to hoard all the best copper scrap for himself!

Put a stone in your shoe, then when you see a camera, use the stone to smash it.

Hoverboard

the memory of what your unit did in Afghanistan never really leaves you

Tween sunup and sundown

• People who put their shopping cart back in the corral

• Stop
• Prepare to stop
• Go
• Go faster
• Faster daddy