I thought it was Mitchell from Mitchell and Webb

People don’t know that the falls were effectively damned a hundred years ago. The horseshoe Falls are basically just the spillway for the hydro and pumped storage reservoirs.

I wish it was easier to these guns

Flexes nonexistent biceps

The title kind of implies that he learned where trains derail, waited for one to spill, and looted $10k from it

Estrogen suppliment.

Makes him lactate uncontrollably. Top quality prank.

Vote with your 6 ton 4000 VDC truck mounted electromagnet

You could make money from that. Trace the execs, get nice shiny photos to the tech, write some good copy, and publish “The Encyclopaedia of garbage tech” so that people in the future can ridicule and possibly learn from their stupidity.

I chimp, therefore I am.

Noooooo!

Mine sometimes falls off on its own. Super annoying.

Everyone always gets shot through-and-through on a meaty part. Never any spalling left inside, or nerve/artery/bone damage.

Thumb on the flat, first finger on the spine, last 3 fingers round the handle, right?

It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

You never see Joe Biden and Dracula in the same room together 🤔

BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT

(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)

I hear women love being begged for things

Take her to a knightclub

Wish.com Sarah Connor

The film Under Siege II has some of the best hacking scenes and dialog.

Even at a young age, the line “This is the guy that hacked into the Pentagon with a laptop” made me WTF because unless you’re brute forcing encryption, the kind of computer you use to backdoor a system is irrelevant.

Remember when Billiam Gates said nobody would ever need more than 640kb of RAM?