I hate myself too.

“Guys, he fell for it again!”

You can enable developer mode and use the Lockito app to spoof your location.

Maybe the stringer spacers are polymer though. Like those separation bars you see on residential power lines

You’re assuming the dinosaur fence operates on the same principal as a regular livestock electric fence. I put it to you that the Dino enclosures use alternating positive and negative stringer wires, where touching one won’t do anything, but touching two will make a short circuit.

The higher the voltage, the less the electricity cares how good a conductor something is. Air is a shitty conductor, and yet, lightning doesn’t give a shit.

BASIC: Am I a joke to you?

“what’s a phone?”

“I don’t know why my fingerprint isn’t working” (biometrics are disabled)

“I don’t remember my passcode” (it’s a pattern input field)

“The guy at the phone place changed it for me”

“It’s never really worked right.”

“There’s no Google on it tho.” (What does this even mean?)

“Who do you need to call anyway?”

“Can’t you just use your own phone?”

Just act like the dumbest creature on earth.

The toughest dog in Letterkenny

My cousin is an onlyfans model and she has a couple hundred dildos, many of her fans send her the toys, some of them are DIY dick mould dildos that the fan prepared, and then pay her heaps to watch her use them in private or public live shows. She has some bad dragon ones that cost hundreds. Even the cheap ones are still fairly expensive. I imagine this is the main way people accumulate dildos, unless they are a weird collector or they take home rejects from the dildo factory.

Me IRL naming my first project in Visual Studio

types sarcastically slowly

Shampoo, body wash, laundry detergent, engine degreaser, drain cleaner, ant poison and steak sauce.

I use arch by the way, and I don’t recommend it.

The Major: “Fighting retreat at first light”

Me alone in the trench the morning after next, woken by German voices: “Oh no!”

What does Elvis have to say on the matter?

“Get in the boot, granddad”

Sliced clean in three

The car will survive any impact.

And the passengers too?

The car will survive any impact.

This photo could be straight out of my photo album. This looks just like my dad, in hair, beard, clothes, and ciggie.