Says he gotta pitch. VC says go ahead.
"So we first, we take the money and we go to the least developed part of the world and we pay some people to kidnap some small children and force the inhabitants to sign over their land rights. Then we get some other people to write up some reports that say there’s gold in the hills and we raise a bunch more money. "Then we just basically, we build an island where we hire loyal guards, I have a guy he says he can do an implant that’ll make them loyal, we can use those villagers. And we just build a fort and we only let hot chicks and people with sweet jetskis come. “Anyways we stock up on guns and stuff and wait for it all to burn and then we rule the world, we do anything we want!”
VC says, “That’s an incredibly immoral idea, we love it, in fact, we’ve already been working on this for some time. What do you call this start up anyways?”
“The Aristechrats”
i was confused of your double quotes inside the double quotes
“at least “to me it makes no sense” if you unserstand what i mean”It was mostly the pun, probably I should’ve put it in Dad Jokes cause I also did not go nearly far enough in the techbro excesses.
I’m okay with the downvotes, jokes are not my stock in trade, I just needed to get it out somewhere so I could stop writing it in my head.
Not funny, didn’t laugh
Thank you for the validation of feeling the need to tell me, friend. Good luck selling that startup pitch!
