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Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml ·
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the lost testament.

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the lost testament.

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    So it was weird, the day the Queen died I was walking by the park when this frigid looking woman popped out of the water and gave me a sword. Told me to go to England and take up my throne. Weirdest thing, anyway I’m pretty sure I’m legally the king of England now.

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      A watery tart giving you a sword is no basis for you to wield Supreme executive power

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        Well now I’m being repressed

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        What if some moistened bing lobbed a scimitar at me?

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        🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      *kneels

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      Which artist’s impression of her is the closest?
      lady.lake.vision (some NSFW)

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