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RockBottom@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago

Parents of daughter who died of measles meets with RFK Jr. to blame everyone but themselves.

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RockBottom@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago
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Inside US town being hit by world's most infectious disease
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In the dusty outskirts of Seminole, Texas - just past the cotton fields and under the relentless spring sun - Peter Hildebrand stands outside a gas station, his eyes rimmed red and voice cracking.
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    Caption: Judy said her family hasn’t got the MMR vaccine because they ‘don’t like the things in it’

    I will cut off my left testicle and eat it for breakfast if Judy can name one ingredient in the MMR vaccine.

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      I will cut off my left testicle and eat it for breakfast if Judy can name one ingredient in the MMR vaccine.

      Water.

      My name is Judy.

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        The death of Apollo brought me here.

        Comments like these are why I’ve stayed.

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          The death of Apollo brought me here.

          What a kickass opening line.

          …oh, the app. Still works, I guess.

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        5Gee modem too I think. It’s just leechcraft from these wizards.

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        Aren’t mmr vaccines oil based?

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          Seed oil.

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        I was this close to adding “other than water” to my comment.

        Whelp… Looks like it’s gonna be jerk style with a side of jollof rice and pikliz.

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      Nanobots from the Illuminati

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      I bet her kids get to eat that nacho cheese that comes in a can.

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      anyone knows it contains mind control chips

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        Their left testicle?

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