CatZoomies@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotionsarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square276fedilinkarrow-up1751arrow-down16
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minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down1·7 个月前This is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 个月前Close. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.
minus-squareFourWaveforms@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 个月前It’s really an ecosystem, if you think about it
minus-squaremerdaverse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·7 个月前Wait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
minus-squarepipes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 个月前And an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 个月前As if someone published a book featuring this very technology…in 1949. It was noted with memes when the ToS of one such television suggested not having private conversations in front of or otherwise near the TV screen.
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 个月前Good idea, though, this isn’t actually about cameras watching you as the title looks like.
minus-squareslappypantsgo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 个月前Yep, this is just a standard market segmentation.
This is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
Close. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.
It’s really an ecosystem, if you think about it
Wait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
And an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
As if someone published a book featuring this very technology…in 1949.
It was noted with memes when the ToS of one such television suggested not having private conversations in front of or otherwise near the TV screen.
Good idea, though, this isn’t actually about cameras watching you as the title looks like.
Yep, this is just a standard market segmentation.