• Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca
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    19 hours ago

    So I started going to University recently, and the amount of people I’ve had actively chastise me for how I treat my laptop has been shocking.

    This is a tool to get things done, it’s not some precious gem, I bought a cheap laptop with the expectation that it’s going to get gross and crusty and I’ll have to hose it down once a year, I’m going to wing it around and drop it and clean the screen with my sleeve.

    • 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓮@lemm.ee
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      15 hours ago

      It may be news to you but generally people cannot tell apart semen from just crusty dirt.

      It’s probably why your laptop has been such a hit around the campus.

      I don’t think even the bioengineers are brave enough to take a sample

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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      17 hours ago

      Treating a telescope like a jackhammer isn’t going to work well.

      They just haven’t figured out your jackhammer just looks a lot like their telescope.