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minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoMy retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
minus-squareHexagon@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoMy retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoAhh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
minus-squareChrisLicht@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year ago4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
minus-squareColorcodedResistor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoI call it pulling a Dieter Dengler , because when you tell people you plan to blow your brains out they get upset. My dignity won’t allow me to let someone else wipe my own ass.
My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
Real (real)
My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
I call it pulling a Dieter Dengler , because when you tell people you plan to blow your brains out they get upset. My dignity won’t allow me to let someone else wipe my own ass.