The National Park Services bars all swimming and wading due to the health hazard.
  • immutable@lemm.eeEnglish
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    3 days ago

    I get sometimes going “I’ll roll the dice”

    • Me: I’d like my steak medium rare
    • Government: That could expose you to some health risks because it’s not cooked well done.
    • Me: Yep, I’d rather enjoy a medium rare steak and take my chances.

    What the fuck was the logic on this one though?!

    • RFK: I want to swim in sewage
    • Government: it’s a bad idea to swim in sewage
    • RFK: I LOVE SEWAGE!!!
    • Government: you are a Kennedy right? You all dont have a pool?
    • RFK: worm in brain need poop, poop in water, yum yum poop