Lies and slander. I have several, specifically because I am not responsible and lose things often.

I stick them in a cork board.

I have more than one. The key is the word somewhere.

I bought a multi tool that has one of these built in.

I can confirm that this is false

on my keychain with a set of handcuff keys and some earplugs lol

I have mine under my phone cover. Got sick of losing them all the time when I needed one. Since I put it under the cover, I’ve only needed it about two times. (Under my cover for over a year).

I have the ifixit screwdriver kit and one of the bits is a Sim card ejector. Does it count ?

I have a small zip bag of 100+ of these in a drawer. Sometimes you gotta pop out a SIM card. Other times you gotta hit a pinhole reset button to fix a rogue router. In a pinch, they’re also a good shiv or shank.

You only need it when setting up a new phone. So once you put the card in, you put the tool back in the phone’s box and just stick that in a closet.

So I’m asking… how CAN you even misplace one of those?

Like seven a drawer somewhere. I don’t know where though

I keep one in my wallet.

I still have like eight of those. I bought some smart devices a while ago that all had them for the reset hole, so I’m stocked up for life.