bUt tHe US Is a yOunGEr coUnTrY! wE haVeN’t HaD mUCh TiMe tO caTcHuP.

I’m just curious. What AI image detector did you use?

You’re gonna have to fill me in here. I don’t know this reference.

The lattory is a ‘Stupid Person Tax.’ Meaning that stupid people throw their money at it because they buy into the feeling versus the logic behind it. “The overall odds of winning a prize are 1 in 24.9. The odds of winning the jackpot are 1 in 292.2 million.” source

You had better odds of you, a sperm cell, fertilizing your mother’s egg, than you do currently of winning the Powerball jackpot.

How much sperm is in semen? A typical sperm count may range from 15 million to more than 200 million per milliliter of semen

Let that info sink in for a moment.

oh and also, therapy

Yeah, I need to comment that no one should be using BetterHelp or the like, if you care about your personal and/or sensitive data being stolen in a breach. BetterHelp already had privacy issues that came to light. 1 2 3

I surely hope you are heavily exaggerating the number of hours you’re in meetings that day. If not, might I highly recommend you find a better company/corporation to work for?

I can agree. But I also found that it kinda adds to the humor, so I kept it.

Don’t we all?

The joke is on you. Due to budget cuts, my country got rid of that department.

It’s wild to me that I knew without having to think hard about it, that this was Wesley Crusher. I haven’t watched that show in over 15 years!

My ex-girlfriend. I assure you, you two will get along just fine.

No worries. Please go ahead and gather all of your negative energy, belongings, and yourself, and go live in Negativeville. Population 2 now.

I can tell that this baby was about to book it, to get away with this ‘crime.’

Is that a threat or a promise? /j

ROFL! This we enjoyable. Thanks for sharing. =)

They are definitely famous to a degree on the internet. It just depends on which level of fame you believe they are. I personally recall seeing their posts in my feed, on Reddit, back in the day. And being that you were ‘competing’ with 1,000s of others’ posts (in ‘All’), they seemed to make it ‘to the top’ often enough for me to start to remember their user name.

Oh, I totally understand that feeling. I go back to Reddit about every month and a half to see what’s going on, in a few subreddits that wouldn’t survive on Lemmy as they are too niche. Even though I know not to check out the “popular” and “all” I have a hard time fighting against the thought of just checking the feed out a bit. It’s bonkers to me just how depressing, cynical, and rage-baiting that website was when I stopped using it as a regular, to how it is now. You just can’t take in all of that content regardless of who you are. There are so many unworthy items on there (and dare I say some even here on Lemmy? But thankfully it isn’t as rampant and/or egregious on here. Or perhaps, I’ve just blocked so many of them that the “all” page doesn’t feel so bad.) Sadly, the world as a whole is going through a lot of things that are connected and some that aren’t but still weigh on us.

Anyway… Before I turn this into a soapbox moment… (hahaha,) I want to say again, it’s not to see another regular poster on here. And I meant it when I said, “Hope you’re doing well.”

Oh snap!

The Picard Maneuver is back! I’ve missed your content on here.

Hope you’re doing well.

– A fellow meme admirer

I thought of that. But there are momophones that you could experience.