Pro@programming.dev to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbatewww.biometricupdate.comexternal-linkmessage-square256fedilinkarrow-up1727arrow-down122
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minus-squaretreadful@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up126arrow-down1·1 year agoImagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
minus-squareintheformbelow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65arrow-down1·1 year agoShe just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
minus-squareRakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·1 year agoI want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
minus-squareOpisek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoNarrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 year agoDude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
minus-squareBaron Von J@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down2·1 year agoBetter not break his arms.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoDid homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoSex ed is gonna be real spicy.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year ago"Mom, why did you break my arms?’
minus-squarescarabic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoI mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot. “Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.” “Sustained!”
Imagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
She just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
I want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
Narrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
Better not break his arms.
Did homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?
Ew
Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.
"Mom, why did you break my arms?’
I mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot.
“Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.”
“Sustained!”