I will not be donating points to the children’s hospital.

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    7 days ago

    Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

    Lisa: No.

    Homer: Ham?

    Lisa: No.

    Homer: Pork chops?

    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!

    Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.