I was always pretty shit at those flashlight hand shapes and my “dog” seemed like it wanted to be more Lassie and less Toxic Avenger. Meanwhile, my BFF could do giraffes, bunnies, birds, the whole zoo. 🤓 I guess, after a while, I bonded with my mutant shadow pooch, and he taught me a number of things about fitting in, etc.

Shit. Sorry. Is this the Sack Lunch Bunch II audition room? I had a callback, but I think I might’ve taken the wrong elevator.