we will be on azure a few days later for sure

Ah, yeah, microsoft, the other one of the first three companies that’ll try to do this.

(They’re already messing with windows and 365, also paid products, so they’ll end up messing with azure too sooner rather than later.)

And there will probably be a heavy lawsuit coming.

Sure, and the EU will probably fine them into not doing it here, if we haven’t kicked them out and replaced them with something local yet.

The rest of the world will probably be screwed, though.

But no, seriously, I do envy your faith in humanity.

Treasure it. It won’t last, tragically.