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frithwyn@lemmings.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago

Who wants a carrot gold ring?

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Who wants a carrot gold ring?

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frithwyn@lemmings.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago
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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    Looks like it’s only 1 carrot.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s 1 24 carat carrot, though

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        Realistically the carrot itself is only something like 5×10^(−11) karat gold.

        • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I mean, if we’re being sticklers, I highly doubt that ring is 24 carats, either. 🤓

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    She is now married to a carrot.

    A tale of taboo love.

    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      New Chuck Tingle novel out soon

  • philthi@lemmy.world
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    Who lets a carrot grow for 13 years?!

    • frithwyn@lemmings.worldOP
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      A Canadian woman who lost her ring?

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6aKbr5oqV0 1:41

    “24… karat! (giggle-snickers)”

    • frithwyn@lemmings.worldOP
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      Lol

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    I wonder at what point the carrot regretted its life.

    I mean literally

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    ouch

    • frithwyn@lemmings.worldOP
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      Sh is rich in carrot lol

      • emi (she/they)@thelemmy.club
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        in 24 carrot gold!

        • frithwyn@lemmings.worldOP
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          Yesss

        • frithwyn@lemmings.worldOP
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          Yesss

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