The buggy wasn’t driven by Trump, but is thought to be his “getaway vehicle” should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to “The Beast” — Trump’s protective vehicle stateside.
Instead of using this new pathetic armoured golf cart, maybe Trump should use one of these cars as a golf cart.
It’d sink in a water hazard.
But he has multiple of them. So just use a spare!
It’d get graffitied, set on fire by protestors, and then sunk into a water hazard.
But luckily there’s many more of them available! So pick another spare.
And would you look at that, now he has the strongest golf cart money can buy!
But look at that! He’s got yuuuuge… tracts of driving ranges.