• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Great story! Had a roommate telling a story of his old roommate in college. This guy was said to be packing a full-sized hair-spray can.

    My guy is doing his engineering homework when his roomie stumbles home from the bar with woman. They head straight to the bedroom, of course. After 5-minutes:

    “Oh hell NO you’re not putting that thing in me!”

    She went straight out the door, still pulling her clothes on.

    Poor fella.

    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Yeah I heard lots of stories just like that. Also when she was telling that story, there was several other women in the room and they all agreed that they don’t want a gaint dick put in them. You see that shit in porn, but that shit isn’t normal.