I get that it’s an edgy shitty joke, but man, do I get a rise of messing with people who act all uppity when kids and dogs refuse to behave like 50 year old middle managers.
I’m talking James Gunn levels of “this thing will do damage to your eyeballs and I’ll cheer for it”. I’m talking Gremlins “we’ll shoot an old lady out of a mobility aid like it’s a rocket launcher and I’ll cheer for it”. I’ve never been in a fight in my life but the one time I squared up with a guy it was for aggressively talking shit to a mom about a loud child in public transportation and I’d do it again in a heartbeat.
Whether you perceive a difference or not doesn’t change that it’s not happening to you. It’s happening to the kid, first of all. If anything it’s happening to whatever parents or relatives are with the kid.
You’re getting super stuck on that part, which comes after “never been in a fight in my life”. Feeling insecure about your masculinity when mouthing off to parents in public or something?
For the record, nope. Turned around to face the guy, who immediately stopped shouting at the lady. I don’t think anybody noticed. Never done something like that before, I expect to never have to do it again.
He was being a dick about it, though. So… there’s that.
I get that it’s an edgy shitty joke, but man, do I get a rise of messing with people who act all uppity when kids and dogs refuse to behave like 50 year old middle managers.
I’m talking James Gunn levels of “this thing will do damage to your eyeballs and I’ll cheer for it”. I’m talking Gremlins “we’ll shoot an old lady out of a mobility aid like it’s a rocket launcher and I’ll cheer for it”. I’ve never been in a fight in my life but the one time I squared up with a guy it was for aggressively talking shit to a mom about a loud child in public transportation and I’d do it again in a heartbeat.
Sure, hero
There’s a difference between a kid being a kid, and an uncontrolled little shit
You keep puffing that excuse for a chest out though
Whether you perceive a difference or not doesn’t change that it’s not happening to you. It’s happening to the kid, first of all. If anything it’s happening to whatever parents or relatives are with the kid.
You’re just there, being a dick about it.
So, when you squared up, did everyone clap?
You’re getting super stuck on that part, which comes after “never been in a fight in my life”. Feeling insecure about your masculinity when mouthing off to parents in public or something?
For the record, nope. Turned around to face the guy, who immediately stopped shouting at the lady. I don’t think anybody noticed. Never done something like that before, I expect to never have to do it again.
He was being a dick about it, though. So… there’s that.